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- 7.8894E8
- Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school. When he returns to school, he finds his dream has become a nightmare. (en)
- Mr English, the principal of a commercial school, visits Mr Brown and offers him a better-paid EFL teaching position at said school. Excited, Mr Brown leaves the same day, only to learn upon arrival that the vacancy no longer exists.
Disappointed, Mr Brown tries to return to his old position, but he finds that it has been filled by a Mr Wilkins. Giovanni suggests to the students that they all act stupidly so that Mr Wilkins quits. The plan works and Mr Brown returns to his old position. (en)
- The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they get one more draw. (en)
- Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history. (en)
- Ranjeet has been saving up money to visit his mother in Punjab as a surprise for her sixtieth birthday. He hands £230 cash in an envelope to Mr Brown for safe keeping, but the EFL teacher accidentally drops it in front of the school later that day, and Sid picks it up before betting £100 of it on a racing horse – though that horse wins, it's disqualified. Eventually, the students, along with Mr Brown and Sid, make £100 in various ways to help Ranjeet. (en)
- It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets over-excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes. (en)
- It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present. But it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs Mr Brown that his trial month is over and she dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher named Miss Hardacre.
However, Miss Courtney finds out that said Miss Hardacre has a more masculine and imposing attitude than many other men and is taking over the school, so she dismisses her and brings Mr Brown back. (en)
- Note: The episode marks the first appearance of Iris Sadler as Gladys, the tea-lady. (en)
- In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam. But they all make a lot of mistakes and don’t take the lessons seriously, much to Mr Brown’s anger. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat in order to ace the exam and fake their progress. (en)
- Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to Mr Brown’s class. Boris explains that he wants to defect and stay in England after having fallen love with a girl he just met. Everything seems to be going all right until Ivan Ivanovitch, captain of Boris’ ship, shows up and demands to take his roaming sailor home. (en)
- Note: The episode marks the first appearance of Tommy Godfrey as Sid, the caretaker. (en)
- Mr Brown becomes ill and cannot come to class, so Miss Courtney takes charge. The students’ English and lack of seriousness are not up to her expectations, so she sends them away. Soon after, they all visit Mr Brown at his flat, each with their own “remedy” to make him feel better. (en)
- Giovanni's mother visits him at the school. (en)
- Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class. (en)
- The school is closed. Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations. (en)
- The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man will be supervising the exam. (en)
- All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister. (en)
- Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward. (en)
- Miss Courtney, Mr Brown and their students go on a field trip to a stately home, travelling on a coach that Sid is driving. They find themselves stranded in the countryside when the coach breaks down due to lack of fuel. After some time, Sid obtains some petrol from a local farm and they continue; but they arrive late, so the Earl who owns it sends them away. (en)
- Au pair Danielle brings her boss' 9-month-old baby to school, and Gladys suggests to leave him in the canteen. Suddenly, the baby goes missing, as Miss Courtney brings him in to her office, assuming he's been abandoned by someone in the school. (en)
- On her birthday, Miss Courtney finds a mink coat that Ingrid bought for the lady she's au pairing with in her office, mistaking it for her birthday present. Mr Brown has to get the coat back before Ingrid loses her job, and give Miss Courtney her actual present – an engraved wind-up clock – instead. However, when Miss Courtney starts receiving threatening letters from an unknown sender and hears ticking coming from a box on her desk, she assumes the worst. (en)
- At the beginning of the lesson, Mr Brown asks the students to speak aloud for one minute each on various topics. When Taro is given the subject about childhood, he sadly tells of his lonely childhood after his parents died when he was a child. Mr Brown sympathises with him, telling he too was an orphan, as he was left on an Easter Monday at an orphanage in Jeremy Street.
After some time, Mr Brown meets up with Sid at the pub, during which the caretaker tells the EFL teacher that he left his own baby at an orphanage in Jeremy Street on an Easter Monday, which quickly makes Mr Brown assume that the vulgar Sid may be his father. (en)
- Note: The episode marks the final appearance of Ali, Su-Lee, Danielle, Jamila, Max, Taro, Gladys and Sid. (en)
- There is discontent when the students form their own union. (en)
- Miss Courtney coerces Mr Brown into buying two tickets to a charity dance. Anna, Ingrid and Danielle all want to be his partner, so Mr Brown has them decide amongst themselves, with Anna winning. Gladys and Miss Courtney both pressure him to take them. He therefore takes Anna, Gladys and Miss Courtney, all taking turns in dancing. (en)
- Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry, and so Mr Brown and his class celebrate. But Mr Brown gets shocked when he finds out that Ali is already married and plans to take Su-Lee as his second wife, so as to have a baby . As for Su-Lee, she tells Mr Brown that she does not want to marry Ali anymore as she doesn’t truly love him, and so the wedding gets cancelled. Later on, Ali’s initial wife, Rehana, informs him that she is pregnant, giving him and the class another reason to celebrate. (en)
- Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word “free” in promotional material. However, Mr Brown and Ali later discover that Jamila has shoplifted many other items in the past; and soon, they and the rest of the students try to return the stolen items without being noticed. (en)
- The class have to prepare for the school's talent show. The students individually do various performances in class in front of Mr Brown and Miss Courtney, but they all perform badly and become rejected. In the end, the class sing the Mind Your Language opening theme together, dressed in their traditional outfits. (en)
- The school holds a fete, and Max is held responsible for hiring Arthur Mullard, who plays himself in this episode. (en)
- Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend. Once the 10-year-old Surinder was beautiful, but she now has become so fat, with a temperament to match, that Ranjeet would rather commit suicide than marry her. (en)
- Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in-charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school. (en)
- Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering Irish woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher. He soon finds himself running around the school in an attempt to quash the false rumour, only to leave wrong impressions and end up in the school gymnasium to box against the philandering teacher. (en)
- Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building. (en)
- Juan and Maria have fallen in love and arrange to be married by special licence at the nearby Catholic church. Suddenly, Juan gets himself accidentally locked in the school the night before the wedding. (en)
- Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted. (en)
- Note: Final episode to mark the appearance of Mr Brown, Miss Courtney, Rita, Henshawe and all the rest of the students; final episode of Mind Your Language. (en)
- An inspector named Roger Kenyon, from the local education authority, arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new African foreign student. The inspector plays along and sits in his class pretending to be a student. (en)
- Juan suffers from a severe stomach ache and is taken to hospital, accompanied by Mr Brown. But once there, the EFL teacher falls down the stairs, breaks his leg and is admitted to hospital, whereas Juan recovers and returns to school. (en)
- Anna's visa as au pair is set to expire, and so her friends suggest that she should marry Mr Brown to become a British citizen. (en)
- Note: The episode marks the final appearance of Zoltan and Ingrid in the sitcom . (en)
- Ali suspects his wife, Rehana, to be having an affair. Mr Brown follows her and discovers that she is going to Ranjeet's house – it's actually revealed that with Ranjeet's help, Rehana is secretly planning to throw a surprise party for her husband. The next day, Rehana shows up at school, where Mr Brown tells her in code not to cheat, but she gets the wrong idea, thinking that Ali is having an affair, out of which chaos ensues. (en)
- Mr Brown arrives and tells the class that he is having his flat painted and has to find elsewhere to stay tonight. He initially decides to stay at the YMCA, but after Giovanni and Max offer to let him stay at their flat, he goes there, only to get into trouble with locked doors, a paranoid neighbor who thinks he's a burglar, and the police. (en)
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