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- The following is a list of recurring games, sketches, and other comedy routines from the NBC late-night talk show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and its predecessor, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. The sketches feature host Jimmy Fallon, house band The Roots, announcer/sidekick Steve Higgins, the show's writers, celebrity guests, and audience members. Most of the skits below appeared only on Late Night, while some have carried over to The Tonight Show. (en)
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- Had just settled our brains for a long winter's crap — (en)
- But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight — (en)
- Happy Christmas to all , and to all a dried penis . (en)
- Tore open the shutters, and threw up all over my new loafers . (en)
- His cheeks were like squishy birds , his breasts like a cherry; (en)
- And giving a squash , up the ding-dong he wiped . (en)
- Away to the window I flew like a virgin , (en)
- But a '71 Gremlin , and eight sexy ferrets , (en)
- While visions of sweet and sour shrimp danc'd in their heads, (en)
- He had a broad face, and a stanky hot belly (en)
- I knew in a moment it must be Herbert Hoover . (en)
- I sprang from the bed to see what it be . (en)
- And laying his weird sucker pads aside of his spicy butt (en)
- In hopes that Rod Carew soon would be there; (en)
- Not a creature was stirring, not even a Swiffer ; (en)
- The children were nestled all snug in their beds, (en)
- The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, (en)
- When out on the lawn there arose such a caw , (en)
- When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, (en)
- With a little old driver, so sloppy and quick, (en)
- That shook when he diddled , like a bowl full of hot sauce : (en)
- "On! Fallopia , on! Charles Barkley , on! Mucus Legs and Blitzen; (en)
- And he sneezed , and he pooped , and call'd them by name: (en)
- More rapid than yogurt tubes his coursers they came, (en)
- His eyes — how they twinkled! His nipples : how merry, (en)
- And Mama in her performance fleece , and I in my cap, (en)
- "Now! Dasher, now! Spanky , now! Gertie and Vixen, (en)
- 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house (en)
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- The following is a list of recurring games, sketches, and other comedy routines from the NBC late-night talk show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and its predecessor, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. The sketches feature host Jimmy Fallon, house band The Roots, announcer/sidekick Steve Higgins, the show's writers, celebrity guests, and audience members. Most of the skits below appeared only on Late Night, while some have carried over to The Tonight Show. (en)
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