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- Pilkington goes to Rio de Janeiro to see the towering statue of Christ the Redeemer. His visit to Brazil coincides with Carnival, which he finds too noisy, crowded, and stressful. He attends a block party, learns to dance, and marches in a parade. He then meets his guide, Celso, who takes him for a Brazilian wax and assists him in shopping for ultra-tight Brazilian beachwear before taking him to a gay beach. Finding his accommodations – an overcrowded hostel in which guests sleep together dormitory-style – unacceptable, Pilkington agrees to spend the night at Celsos home, where Celso dresses as a female impersonator. Pilkington then seeks peace and quiet at a secluded beach, only to discover that it is a nude beach. Eventually he fulfills the main goal of his trip, visiting the statue of Christ The Redeemer on foot and then taking a helicopter tour. (en)
- Pilkington's next Wonder to visit is the Taj Mahal in India. He rides down the middle of a busy highway in a cycle rickshaw. He is about to stay the night in a shop stall but his hosts place him in an apartment bedroom. He encounters a religious festival known as Holi day, where he is pelted with coloured paint powder. He attends the Kumbh Mela festival where he visits the religious Babas who practice extreme forms of yoga, such as being naked with strange piercings. He tries the lotus position, and visits a Baba who has had his right arm raised for the past twelve years. He meets with the Elephant Baba, who has a deformed face that is in the shape of an elephant on one side, and his assistant who winds his genitals around a walking stick and bounces. He meets an American Hindu acolyte who brings him to a Hindu holy man. He bathes with them in the River Ganges. On his way to Agra he visits a cow sanctuary. He is later stationed in an inn "nearby" the Taj Mahal, but is disappointed by the filthiness of its honeymoon suite. The next morning, he visits the Taj Mahal and also sees the wonder from a small boat. (en)
- Pilkington chooses to drive along the legendary Route 66 in the United States in an open-top Cadillac, but Gervais and Merchant place him in a Smart Car. Along the way, they make him participate on-stage with a Glee-styled high school choir, hang out with New Age therapists in a cuddle party, prospect for gold, ride a monster truck, and visit an Amish family. His final task is to ride on top of a plane, which Pilkington initially refuses, but his other option is to dress up and dance at the International Mr. Leather convention in Chicago. Pilkington chooses the plane. (en)
- Pilkington visits Mexico to see Chichen Itza. He arrives in Mexico City on Good Friday, and attends a recreation of the crucifixion of Jesus. He begins a quest for Mexican jumping beans but cannot find any locals who have heard of them. He undergoes professional wrestling training. He visits a colorful cemetery. On Easter Sunday, he gets caught up in a Burning of Judas festival where he runs in terror. At a ranch, he meets up with charros where he rides a horse, drinks tequila and eats the worm. They want him to ride a bull, but he refuses. He meets up with some descendants of the Mayans who built the temples; he helps them knock down a wasp nest to harvest its larvae, which they then share with him in tortillas. He sees Chichen Itza at sunrise, but it fails to impress him. He feeds Hobnob biscuits to a lizard, and fields a cell phone call from his girlfriend, who asks him how to operate the DVD player. He observes medical personnel as they attend to a woman who has fainted. After leaving Chichen Itza, he reports that he enjoyed his visit because of the free spirit of the Mexican people, but is disappointed that he could not find Mexican jumping beans. (en)
- Pilkington heads to Alaska to go whale watching. He is not prepared for the arctic conditions there. Gervais and Merchant have planned some snow hiking and dog sledding for him. He rides with an ice road trucker to the northernmost city in the United States, Barrow, where he meets with the Inuit. They feed him bowhead whale meat and take him for a snowmobile ride to visit Point Barrow, the northernmost point in Alaska, where he sees the icebound seacoast. He then assists a local truck driver in Barrow who collects the contents of the local residents chemical toilets. He sees glaciers up close by swimming in ice-cold water. When Pilkington finally gets to catch his whale-watching cruise, he learns that Gervais and Merchant have stuck him on a deep-sea fishing trawler, where he gets so seasick he does not care about seeing the whales while the rest of the crew point them out. (en)
- Pilkington goes to Peru to see the pre-Columbian Incan site known as Machu Picchu, an "Old Mountain" perched on a mountain ridge above the Urubamba Valley. First, however, Gervais and Merchant send him on a three-day trip in the Amazon Basin, where he camps, travels by boat, is frightened and annoyed by the presence of insects and dangerous creatures, and tries to feed a biscuit to a large boa constrictor. He also spends time with a tribe of former cannibals, with whom he practices throwing arrows. He complains that Sir David Attenborough mostly hosts television nature documentaries with voiceovers made in the comfort of a studio in London rather than experiencing the danger and discomfort of traveling and camping in the wild himself, and wonders why he could not do the same thing for An Idiot Abroad episodes. Finally, he embarks on the 11-hour hike up to Machu Picchu, during which he is serenaded by his guides. After eight hours of hiking, he gives up about three-quarters of the way to Machu Picchu, and instead provides a voice-over where he spoofs Attenborough as the episode ends with film of the ancient city taken by his camera crew. (en)
- Pilkington visits Egypt to see the Great Pyramids. He wanders the streets of Cairo, where he gets swarmed in a market by pushy restaurant salesmen. He goes to the Pyramids on camelback, but his visit is ruined by poor visibility. He receives a lesson in how to barter with Egyptians, then is bored by a visit to the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities, after which he has lunch at a deaf KFC. He then takes a cruise on the Nile and visits a couple who believe that the Pyramids were built by extraterrestrials. Finally, he returns to the Pyramids, and this time succeeds in seeing them. (en)
- The episode begins with Pilkington and Davis still in India. Pilkington takes the Spider Girls to their performance where they are displayed as biological rarities. He sits with the girls and insists that Davis join him, which Davis eventually does while an appreciative crowd applauds – much to Pilkingtons amusement but Daviss dismay. They then complete Marco Polos journey by flying to China and boarding a boat at Chongqing for a cruise on the Yangtze River. Davis gets a private cabin, but Pilkington has to share one with noisy Chinese musicians. They visit one of the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuaries to see the giant pandas, but the staff enhances their experience by having them dress up in giant panda costumes to mingle with the animals. At Chengdu, they ride a boat in a park and have their ears cleaned, and Pilkington tries to make Davis eat exotic Sichuan cuisine. They climb the steps of Mount Emei, one of the four sacred Buddhist mountains; Davis comes down with a painful sinusitis attack during the climb, but he makes it to the top with Pilkingtons encouragement. Rounding out the trip, they take a ferryboat from Hong Kong to Macau and stay at the Venetian Macao hotel, where they ride in a gondola on the hotels canal much as people do where they began their journey in Venice. They stop by the Macau Tower, where Pilkington thinks he is just heading to a nice dinner in the restaurant on the top floor of the tower, not knowing that Gervais has texted Davis and told Davis it is up to him to get Pilkington to engage in the extreme activities also available at the top of the tower, such as bungee jumping. Pilkington and Davis participate in the tower's "Skywalk X", where they hang over and walk along the towers outside rim. Davis does the "Sky Jump", a controlled descent to the ground, but Pilkington chickens out. The episode ends with a montage of scenes of Pilkington and Davis together in Venice, Macedonia, India, and China during their journey while the romantic song "Somewhere" from West Side Story plays on the soundtrack. (en)
- Pilkington meets with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to discuss his travels and the possibility of a second series. He also recreates his favourite travels, which are those he took to a holiday park in Wales as a child. (en)
- A rebroadcast of [[#ep3 (en)
- A rebroadcast of [[#ep4 (en)
- Pilkington heads to Africa to meet a gorilla in its natural habitat. Before he travels to Uganda, Pilkington agrees to start in South Africa, as he has been there on holiday before. Gervais and Merchant want Pilkington to have an authentic African experience, so they arrange some time for him to help a charity rebuild a hut. Pilkington also visits some cooling towers in Soweto where Gervais and Merchant offer to buy some huts if he bungee jumps off the tower, but Pilkington negotiates that he will buy them if he doesnt. Pilkington lies and tells Gervais and Merchant that he did the jump. Pilkington visits a family who has a pet hippopotamus named Jessica. Pilkington visits a local tribe and prepares a meal for their king and his entourage. Pilkington goes on safari with a guide who checks the droppings of various animals by tasting them, and helps a conservation team relocate a male rhinoceros. Pilkington then goes on a long hike through the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest in Uganda before eventually coming "face-to-face" with a mountain gorilla. After the return trek, he confesses to Gervais that he lied about the bungee jump. (en)
- Pilkington's last "thing to do" is to climb Japan's most spiritual destination: Mount Fuji. On arrival in Japan, Pilkington visits a cat café and later visits a sumo wrestling stable and participates in training. He gets lost as he tries to find his hotel room. Gervais and Merchant put him up in a capsule hotel. The next day, they also have him do morning exercises with the factory workers, visit some stores, and then head out to meet a Zen Buddhist monk and do temple duties. He also tries out traditional sushi, and has a good look at Mount Fuji while on the world's steepest rollercoaster. Pilkington then makes the long trek up Mount Fuji where he gets an inspiration for an invention: Pilko Pants, inflatable trousers which make it more comfortable to sit on hard or cold surfaces. (en)
- A rebroadcast of Episode Six from Season Two , in which Pilkington travels along Route 66 in the United States. In the first new "Lost Luggage" segment, Gervais and Pilkington discuss the first time they met, and Pilkington describes having Gervais as a friend as "tiresome." In the second one, they agree that they do not understand modern fashion. (en)
- Pilkington and Davis continue in Marco Polos footsteps by traveling to India. In Mumbai, Pilkington and Davis visit a laughter yoga gathering, and participate in a Bollywood film called Chingari. They travel to Varanasi by train, and take a boat cruise on the River Ganges where they observe the custom of cremation on the river. They plan to camp out to watch the sunrise, but Pilkington gets so annoyed by a raving local that they leave for a hotel. The next morning, they return to witness the sunrise over the Ganges. They visit South Kolkata, West Bengal, to participate in a circus. After their performance, Pilkington insists that they visit the Spider Girls, who are conjoined twins in Siliguri, West Bengal. Davis and Gervais are concerned that Pilkington may say something insensitive to the girls. (en)
- Pilkington heads off to Australia to swim with dolphins. Before he reaches Australia, Gervais and Merchant plan a stopover in Thailand, in time for one of their water festivals. He is given a makeover by some ladyboys of Thailand. He then trains with a Muay Thai kickboxing group and later participates in a blindfolded match. He gets a massage from a women's prison inmate. He also visits a hospital museum, and a King Cobra Village to hang out and eat with the locals. He visits a monkey park where he loses his snacks right away. When Pilkington finally goes to Australia, Gervais and Merchant decide that swimming with dolphins is too boring so they have him go in a shark cage where he encounters great white sharks. (en)
- Pilkington returns home and discusses and reviews his travels with Gervais and Merchant again. He agrees to take a prostate exam . He also talks about what kind of superhero he would be, answers some viewer questions, and shows Merchant his new invention, Pilko Pants. (en)
- Gervais joins Pilkington and Davis for an audio commentary on Episode 3 . (en)
- Pilkington intends to go to Petra in Jordan, but first makes a stop in Israel. He visits the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. He gets abducted, but it is a simulation; the group then teaches him kidnap survival training. He shares a lift with a group of Na Nachs who jump out at street stops and dance. He crosses over to Palestine where he visits the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. He visits the Dead Sea where he enjoys floating around until somebodys "goz" gets stuck in his navel. Later on, he goes to Jordan where he rides a camel for eight hours and spends time in a Bedouin settlement where they prepare lamb eyeballs and testicles for dinner. He forgoes more camel riding and arrives at Petra where he stays the night in one of the caves nearby. (en)
- Pilkington's second "thing to do" is to travel on the Trans-Siberian Express which departs from Moscow, Russia. While he expects a luxury "Orient Express" experience, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant have other ideas: Pilkington is moved to the Third Class passenger cabin. Along the way, Gervais and Merchant have him stop by a cosmonaut training facility where he endures a centrifuge and prepares for a reduced gravity airplane flight. He also visits a group of locals whose relaxation method is to bury him alive and give him only an airtube for breathing. Then he passes through Mongolia where he must wrestle in place of a village local for their Nadaam festival. He eventually ends up in China, his "least-favourite place" from the last series, but he enjoys his visit to a dwarf village. (en)
- A rebroadcast of Episode Eight from Season Two , in which Gervais, Merchant, and Pilkington discuss Pilkingtons travels during Season Two. In the first new "Lost Luggage" segment, Gervais and Pilkington discuss the "best thing" Pilkington has learned during his travels, which Pilkington decides is "don't go to Russia." In the second one, they role-play a scene in which Pilkington plays an 8-year-old talking to Gervais, who plays an elderly man who is a "broken-down bum;" Pilkington wants to know where the elderly man receives his mail. (en)
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