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- The school mouse dies while in Diana's care, so Sam replaces it, unaware that Michael was monitoring the rodent's illness. Also, a grouchy repairman works on the school's heater. (en)
- Mr. Batterman wins the $150,000 state lottery and promptly drops dead, leaving Diana in a moral dilemma over what to do with the ticket. Also, Diana realizes Liz is responsible for a rash of school thefts. (en)
- Guest Stars: Arthur Peterson Jr. , Karin Argoud , Penina Segall , Clark Mitchell Long (en)
- Michael has overwhelming chemistry with a new student, but the situation worsens after Diana learns she's an undercover narcotics agent. Also, Sam sells junky designer jewelry to earn money for a pair of alligator boots. (en)
- Greg, the star football quarterback, falls for Diana during their tutoring sessions, and jealousy puts his future in jeopardy when Michael tries to intervene. (en)
- After Diana meddles in her relationship with the principal, Shari flaunts her sudden engagement to a handsome, wealthy, young man. Meanwhile, Sam diets in hopes of fitting into a bikini that she's had her eye on. (en)
- Note: The passersby is the one-way hallway circle throughout the entire scene. (en)
- Bogged down with paperwork and meetings, the retirement of an elder coworker prompts Diana to toy with the notion of leaving the teaching profession. (en)
- Diana hosts a party for her coworkers under false pretenses, hiding the fact that the mayor is to present them an award. To get even with Mr. Cooper for his critique of her outfit, Shari convinces him that it's a costume party; a bloated version of Michael's high school crush comes to town; Spud and Scooter have their first fight on their 11th anniversary; and Sam finds love in the elevator when she's trapped with the school board man. (en)
- After Diana rejects the advances of David, she's overwhelmed by jealousy when he sends Sam a single red rose to ask her out. Also, Michael experiments with pheromones and electricity. (en)
- Guest Star: Bill Saluga (en)
- Guest Star: Bill Zuckert (en)
- Guest Star: David Ackroyd (en)
- Guest Star: George Wyner (en)
- Guest Star: Michael Spound (en)
- Guest Star: Roberto Roman (en)
- Guest Stars: Bibi Osterwald , Arthur Rosenberg (en)
- Guest Stars: Fay Hauser , Larry B. Scott (en)
- Guest Stars: Heidi Bohay , Leslie King (en)
- Guest Stars: Jesse Aragon , Steffen Zacharias (en)
- Guest Stars: Michael Lemon , Steffen Zacharias (en)
- In a malicious attempt to get a passing grade, Victoria entraps Michael and accuses him of being sexual predator. Michael refuses to defend himself, so Diana gets to the bottom of things. Also, Mr. Brody pushes for a school dress code. (en)
- Guest Stars: John Bennett Perry , John C. Becher , Brian Robbins , Jennifer Richards , Greg Finley (en)
- Note: Joel Brooks does not appear in this episode. (en)
- Note: This was the first episode shot. (en)
- Guest Stars: Brian Robbins , Donna Wilkes , Mike Darnell (en)
- Guest Stars: Nicolas Coster , Edie McClurg , Larry B. Scott , Israel Juarbe (en)
- In a very special episode, Sam devolves into a shell of herself after being mugged. (en)
- Diana comes to the realization that her star student is troubled, but the situation escalates when the girl becomes a runaway. Also, Diana gives into a flirtation with her neighbor and agrees to a date. (en)
- Guest Stars: Alan Feinstein , Renae Jacobs , Craig Littler , Steffen Zacharias (en)
- Diana's conman ex-husband rents out her apartment to Principal Cooper's brother-in-law. Also, Vinnie tests reactions to new school mascots by bringing in exotic animals. (en)
- Guest Stars: Amanda Wyss , Timothy Patrick Murphy , Mary Betten , Fredric Cook , Layla Bias Galloway , Rosanna Huffman (en)
- Shari is miffed when Diana and Principal Cooper swap jobs. Also, Michael tries to figure out how to deal with a child who's being abused, and delinquent student Ponch steals everything that's not nailed down. (en)
- Diana refuses to give a makeup test to Jeff, an unrepentant slacker, so his rich father goes over her head. This infuriates Diana and leads Jeff to confess self-sabotage to his dad. Meanwhile, Michael's classroom is looted. (en)
- Guest Stars: Mark Metcalf , Cindy Fisher , Sally Kemp (en)
- Diana conspires with the rest of the faculty to find Mr. Cooper a date, but she discovers he's secretly in a relationship with Shari. Meanwhile, after delegating responsibility to the teachers to paint over graffiti, Shari becomes jealous when Michael is featured on TV. (en)
- Following the death of a friend, Mr. Cooper worries about his own mortality. Also, Mr. Cooper tells Mr. Brody that he can have more responsibility, so Brody gets right to work implementing changes at school. (en)
- Guest Stars: James O'Sullivan , Jo Marie Payton , Joel Kimmel (en)
- Guest Stars: Michael J. Fox , Dana Elcar , Howard Platt (en)
- After the state funding committee cancels the auto shop and nursing classes, Diana goads the students to disassemble Mr. Cooper's car and reassemble it in the teacher's lounge. Unfortunately, they refuse to reverse the process. Also, Mrs. Darnell eagerly waits for her pregnancy to be over. (en)
- Vinnie leads a student revolt which finds the cafeteria barricaded, and Diana locked in the kitchen with a quarreling Shari and Principal Cooper. On the other side of the door, Michael and Sam fight for control as teachers are instructed to carry on with business as usual. (en)
- The parent–teacher association accuses her of undermining the moral fiber of their children, and the media descends when the school's young literary journalists twist Diana's words to make it seem that she condones premarital sex. (en)
- Diana has a whirlwind romance with a substitute, but the relationship sours when she learns he's the substitute janitor. (en)
- Note: Miss Pritchard receives a replica of Rodin's famous statue The Thinker which is posed differently. (en)
- The school board is looking to make budget cuts, so they send in a humorless man who replaces Mr. Brody with a computer. (en)
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