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- The exciting battle of the Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. (en)
- Note: Some of the monsters in this episode are from assorted incarnations of the Ultraman series. (en)
- Somebody call the cops, because in this episode the Real-Life Mafia tries to ice the Video Game Industry. It's a classic battle of goombas versus game boys. Guy stakes out his turf in his Tony Hawk skates, while Kenny receives a death threat from the captain of the Mafia team. (en)
- Note: This is the only episode to use footage of the final battle in almost every episode of Takeshi's Castle, in the drive-by shooting. (en)
- It's a cinematic bonanza as the big screen Tough Guys go head-to-head with the box office Chick Flicks. It's the Schwarzeneggers versus the Zellwegers. Kenny has fun recreating Girls gone Crazy with Grambo , while Guy is on scene as box office tickets go on sale for Slyvester Stallone's new movie Rocky VI entitled Rocky Fights Incontinence, although he prefers a romantic comedy like Showgirls or Kill Bill, Vic uses a Stormtrooper laser gun, and accidentally loses a lobe, and Katie C. Kolmes and Nicole Hidman present a scene from Thelma & Luise 2: The Musical. (en)
- Challenges include: Roulective Surgery, Rotating Surfboard of Death, Dash to Death, and Mud Butlers. (en)
- The classic battle of the Shoe-Boxes versus the Xboxes. Guy invents the Paraball game but later needs a spare ball from Captain Tenneal. (en)
- Challenges include: Dirty Muddy Balls, Saddle Sores, Staff Infectors, and Rotating Surfboard of Death. (en)
- The classic battle of Big Screens versus Big Screams. Guy salutes the movie musicals by singing a song to bring on the Captain. (en)
- It's Idle Money vs Sexy Bunnies as the Young and Rich take on the Men's Magazine Industry. It's the classic battle of spoiled jet setters versus Penthouse Pet-ters. Guy shows us a hot night spot, a saloon where everyone'll be 'VIP'ing all over the place. (en)
- Challenges include: Rump Bumpers, Hand Job, Dash to Death, and Pole Riders. (en)
- It's meat, muscle, and mayhem as Total Nonstop Action Wrestling tries to smack down the WWE. It's the classic battle of tight shorts vs mock sports. Guy tells us about his 'wrestling experience' with his scout master before a hernia cut him down in his prime, while Kenny considers about being a wrestler and bets money on TNA to win. (en)
- Challenges include: Mud Butlers, Dash to Death, Rotating Surfboard of Death, Brass Balls, and Pole Riders. (en)
- Challenges include: Backyard Bocce Ball Bloodbath, Dope on a Rope, Nerve Racketeering Slabs of Death , Sorry, Wrong Number, and Clear Sphere of Fear. (en)
- The Military Defense Workers take on the Beauty Pageant Industry. It's a battle royale of bombs vs. bombshells! (en)
- Challenges include: Survivor: Seamen Island, Log Drop, Ball Busters, and Brass Balls. (en)
- Challenges include: Sinkers & Floaters, Highballers , Gang Plankers , and Runaway Stump. (en)
- This special night-time edition of MXC sees the Financial Industry take on the Alcohol Industry. It's the latest in the ongoing rivalry between Wall Street and Bourbon Street.
Challenges include: Rotating Surfboard of Death, Eat Shitake, Pole Riders, and Log Drop. (en)
- Challenges include: Endangering Species , Boulder Dash, Elimination Idol , and Pole Riders. (en)
- The classic battle between Roller Coasters versus Bed Posters. The educational film Hookers At The Point Break is shown to prove a point about prostitution. Guy is preparing the course with a hose, and is unable to control the flow . (en)
- The classic battle of Tummy Cramps versus Writers Cramps. A clip of Vic's gritty documentary Hard Candy is shown, Guy shares his duty with Gawp LeDouche, who is more than excited to take the job, and Captain Tenneal publishes his autobiography, "Well, You're Wrong by The Captain". (en)
- Challenges include: Mud Butlers, Le Tour de Grand Prix, Brass Balls, and Nut Baggers. (en)
- The classic battle between the Non-Polluters versus the Non-Producers. Guy dreams how life would be if he were unemployed: sitting around in his crotch-less thong eating dolphin-safe tuna while reading the personal ads. (en)
- The classic battle of Lady Jocks versus Chicks-With-Stocks. Guy is excited by the all-woman extravaganza and announces his newest company, LeDouche Co., while Vic and Kenny pay tribute to Spike TV's Explosive show Boom!. (en)
- Challenges include: Dash to Death, Hand Job, Wall Bangers, and Sinkers & Floaters. (en)
- America's Guild members take on the Entertainment Media in a classic contest of the trade unions vs. the trade papers.
Challenges include: Window Pain, Irritable Bowl Syndrome, Muddy Runs, and Tumbling Dominoes of Doom. (en)
- The cops and the legal beagles have teamed up, and dropped their guns and briefs, to do battle with the bad boys and girls of our nation's cell blocks. It's the Legal System vs. the Penal System. (en)
- Challenges include: Bust-A-Nut, Bird Droppings, Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and Log Drop. (en)
- Note: Some of the footage for Hand Job is reused in this episode. (en)
- Challenges include: Cut the Cheese , Sinkers & Floaters, Dead End Zone, and Eat Shitake. (en)
- Challenges include: Great Escape From Foster Care, "Lil'" Sinkers & Floaters, Irritable Bowl Training , and Rotating Surfboard Of Death "Jr." (en)
- Witness the rivalry between the health-obsessed of America's Fitness Industry vs. the burnouts of the Music Industry. This is the first episode to air after TNN re-branded to Spike TV, which is mentioned frequently throughout the episodes. (en)
- Notes: 1) Footage for this episode was directed by Scott Fishman (en)
- The classic battle of Mail Bags versus Checkered Flags. The boys of MXC give away a playbill from the hit off-Broadway play Bad Meat to viewers who can identify as to which cut of beef is not rancid. Guy describes how the smell of grease, a wet seat, and a rigid roll bar on his back remind him of childhood , while an MXC Impact Replay is shown...in Spanish! (en)
- The classic battle of the TV-Pluggers versus the Septic Sluggers. Guy finds an eyeball in a biowaste dump site , while Vic and Kenny explore the ad campaign of Cocoa Puffs. (en)
- Challenges include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death, Door Jam, Circle Jerkers, and Brass Balls. (en)
- Challenges include: Wall Bangers, Door Jam, Circle Jerkers, and Boulder Dash. (en)
- The classic battle of Law-Braking versus Bronc-Busting. Guy talks about his love of rodeos and shows us a trophy he was presented with when he was a young stable boy for the Royal Lipizzaners, and an actual MXC death is shown. (en)
- Challenges include: Rotating Surfboard of Death, The Crate Escape, Sperm Wheelers, and Sinkers & Floaters. (en)
- Challenges include: Wall of Hidden Blistering Death , Boulder Dash, Blind-Sided Date , Sinkers & Floaters, Ball Busters, and Log Drop. (en)
- People with Hobbies take on The Food Service Industry in a battle that's bound to whet a collector's appetite. It's arts & crafts vs. tarts & hash.
Challenges include: Sinkers & Floaters, Saddle Sores, Wall Bangers, and Log Drop. (en)
- Challenges include: Get a Piece, Pole Riders, Saddle Sores, and Log Drop. (en)
- The Fast Food Industry takes on the Aerospace Industry in a feisty, frigid fracas of take-out vs. take-off! (en)
- It's crime fighters and kilobyters as world-famous superheroes take on the world of MySpace. It's the classic battle of Heroes and Freaks versus emailing geeks. Vic and Kenny forge long-lasting relationships through their Myspace pages. (en)
- A compilation of some of the best and most painful moments of MXC. (en)
- It's Church Folks and Queer as Folks as the Religious Right take on Gay Rights in the "official" premiere of Season 5. It's the classic battle of Bible Stories versus Fairy Tales. Guy appreciates the strong muscular nature of the religious team, surprisingly, and the MXC players present BJ and Some Bear, while the Captain rises from the dead. (en)
- It's a gritty battle of ingenuity verses ingenues. (en)
- The classic battle between Urban Dwellers and Back Yard Smellers. Guy is reminded of his youth . (en)
- Challenges include: Eat Shitake, Spit Ball , Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and Log Drop. (en)
- Challenges include: Plank Spankers, Slipped Disks of Doom, Mud Butlers, and Log Drop. (en)
- Challenges include: Window Pain, Dash to Death, Loogie Launch, Endangering Species, and Log Drop. (en)
- Challenges include: Mud Butlers, Dash to Death, Boulder Dash, and Log Drop. (en)
- The classic battle of the Phone Jackers versus the Pizza Rackers. Guy has a new high-tech cellphone, which he proceeds to use to call 911 as there's been an accident... "in his trousers". (en)
- Real Monsters take on Commercial Mascots. It's the ultimate challenge between mad science and Madison Ave. (en)
- Challenges include: Drop Dead Line , Muddy Runs, Chum in the Mouth, and Battlefelch Earth. (en)
- Challenges include: Sinkers & Floaters, Dope on a Rope, Dash to Death, and Log Drop. (en)
- It's dirty politics as usual at MXC! Captain Tenneal, Vic and Kenny are enjoying tea and getting ready to register to vote, except Kenny refuses so he can skip jury duty. Guy is excited by all the vote talk and experiences a 'raging election'. (en)
- Challenges include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death, Dash to Death, Wall Bangers, and Pole Riders. (en)
- The classic battle of Greeks versus Geeks. Tony Hawk and Tara Dakides guest star as team captains, live in Orlando, Florida. Guy is on double-secret probation for an earlier misunderstanding, as he's forced to watch the proceedings in a hi-tech observation cell and is under a gag order . We do learn that it involved two co-eds, a Moroccan gymnast, and a horribly stained Pommel Horse. (en)
- Challenges include: Wall Bangers, Sinkers & Floaters, Muddy Runs, and Buck Off. (en)
- In the third-ever all-girls episode, it's Beautiful Babes and Baby Buggies as the Ladies of Prime TV take on the Hot Celebrity Mommies. It's the classic battle of collagen lips versus spreading hips. Guy shows his maternal instinct and how to attract a starlet with a small car and a large basket. (en)
- Challenges include: Spare Me , Sinkers & Floaters, Chum in the Mouth, and Boulder Dash. (en)
- Challenges include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death, Bird Droppings, Foul Balls, Little Man in the Boat, Corn Holders, and Mudballs . (en)
- Challenges include: Saddle Sores, Hook Line & Swingers, Rotating Surfboard of Death, and Log Drop. (en)
- Challenges include: Sno Man's Land, "Frozen" Wall Bangers, Sperm Wheelers, and The Frigid Slope of Icy Death. (en)
- It's constipation and conservation as those with food disorders take on the environmental industry. It's the classic battle of diet pills versus dying seals. Guy attempts to soothe a repeatedly pulled muscle in the hot tub. (en)
- Note: Footage for Log Drop is reused in this episode. (en)
- Challenges include: Dead Letter Zone, Foul Balls, Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and Log Drop. (en)
- It's hot college girls against hot college gals; hot sorority sisters against hot sorority honeys. (en)
- Challenges include: Sprayed and Neutered, Boulder Dash, Door Jammed, and Rotating Surfboard of Death. (en)
- Challenges include: Pinheads, Sinkers & Floaters, Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and Brass Balls. (en)
- It's oil slicks and bad flicks as NASCAR takes on Hollywood's box-office bombs. It's a classic battle of fast cars versus Ishtars. Guy is at the cinamegaplex, waiting for the Ben Affleck film festival, as the first person on line, while Vic and Kenny watch Michael Bore's flop Fahrenheit 7-11. (en)
- Challenges include: Sack Lunch , Wall Buggers, Little Man in the Boat, and Brass Balls. (en)
- This summer-themed episode of MXC gives us the classic battle of Dime Store Gags versus Body Bags. Gab LeDouche appears to introduce Grandmama LeDouche, and the Captain arrives on a Sea Doo. (en)
- It's Office Workers vs. the people who make Games and Toys in a contentious clash of board-roomers vs. board gamers!
Challenges include: Great Holes of Glory, Skid Markers, Log Drop, and Chum in The Mouth.
Note: Some of the footage for Log Drop is reused in this episode. (en)
- Challenges include: Wet Spot, Circle Jerkers "Ahoy", Elimination Idol, and Wall Bangers. (en)
- Challenges include: Tumbling Dominoes of Doom, Wall Buggers, Elimination Idol, and Rotating Surfboard of Death. (en)
- It's Pac Tens and Tent Sales as College Sports take on the new Mall of Baghdad. It's the classic battle of right guarders versus righteous martyrs. Guy is at the food court of the Mall of Baghdad, ordering Iraq of Lamb. (en)
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