"I Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance With You" is a 1932 song recorded by Bing Crosby with Orchestral Accompaniment. The music was composed by Victor Young, with lyrics written by Ned Washington and Bing Crosby. The song is a jazz and pop standard recorded by many different artists. Crosby performed the song in the 1933 film short Please directed by Arvid E. Gillstrom and he re-recorded the song in 1954 for his album Bing: A Musical Autobiography.