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- #Acting Class - On the last day of high school, seniors Darren and Timmy have to do a "cause and effect" exercise that counts for 50% of their grade. Timmy creeps Darren out with homo-erotic pantomiming, and Darren’s objections lead his teacher to give him a failing grade for the school year. (en)
- #Corporal Punishment - Many military men get rank changes. (en)
- #Cumfetti - Timmy finds that he is ejaculating confetti. It doesn't stop there, as his "cumfetti" impregnates his wife , which results in news breaking out of the world's first "cumfetti baby". (en)
- #The Never Song - Trevor sings a kids' song about how to stay out of trouble, by not disrespecting their parents, by not cheating on tests, and not making crystal meth. (en)
- #Animals Anonymous - A meeting at the Animal Lovers Anonymous club. (en)
- #Anne Frank - A soldier discovers a young girl's private diary and decides to sell it. (en)
- #You Son of a Bitch - finds a man kicking another man for killing his children, but when it’s revealed that the man being assaulted was an executioner who executed the man’s children on Death Row, it leads to switch sides and begin kicking . The cycle repeats until finds out that both men are guilty of something, and begins kicking both. It is then revealed that this was the origin of a popular dance at bars and speakeasies known as "You Son of a Bitch". (en)
- #Little Rascals - In an homage to The Little Rascals, and make their way into a bar by disguising themselves as a tall person, and end up meeting another tall person . (en)
- #Worst Orchestra - A narrator lists the worst orchestras of all time, only to trash talk Philadelphia Philharmonic for the New York Philharmonic. (en)
- # White Castle - Blackout: Zach tells Trevor about the time he ate at White Castle. (en)
- #Charles Manson - A shopping TV show sells some of Charles Manson's artwork. (en)
- # Gallon of PCP - College buddies Zach and Trevor run into each other in the park; Zach has a liquid gallon of PCP. (en)
- #Mission Impossible - A mission briefing includes a bulldog and a handjob. (en)
- #Bear Problems - The president's press secretary hosts a conference about bears on the moon. (en)
- # European History: 3024 - An enactment of the interaction between Europeans and Martians in 3024 predicts that the Martians will look like jerks. (en)
- #Dad Story - Daddy tells his daughter the story of how she came along. The Jolly Green Giant shows up on their roof. (en)
- #Underwater - Daddy's little girl Nancy introduces her new beau d'Artagnan to her parents, , only for her desires to “live underwater” with him to be shot down by her father, who claims they cannot survive without oxygen. Nancy however thinks it is because he doesn’t like d'Artagnan. (en)
- #I Teached A Whale - When Billy tells his class at school that he taught a whale to "jump out of its tail" over the summer, his teacher, Ms. Lambert doesn't believe him, and goes out of her way on a wild goose chase in an attempt to prove him wrong. (en)
- #Computer Jerk Off Dad - jerks off when his parents leave to the store. (en)
- #We Gon' Make Love - Trevor stars in a semi-sexy R&B video where he describes having sex with unconscious women. (en)
- #MacDougals - The pub MacDougal's is having a Lady's Night, where ladies drink free -- and Black Night, where black people drink half off... and White Night, where white people drink half off. (en)
- # Did You Date - is out to assault everyone who dated his girlfriend in high school. Trevor and Timmy attempt to boost WKUK DVD sales by bringing in a woman who takes off her top. (en)
- #Didgeridoo - Saul Rosenberg has a didgeridoo album. (en)
- #Falling Ladies - In a sketch that ends bloody, Zach alerts Sam and Trevor about something happening outside. (en)
- #Changing Channels - Darren apologizes in advance for the next segment, which is an attempt by IFC to reel in viewers flipping past channels; the sketch is a suspense-builder which turns into a cheap shot at Saturday Night Live. (en)
- #Helicopter Door - During the Vietnam War, two soldiers are in a helicopter; one tells the other to close the door. (en)
- #First Person Shooter - The WKUK plays a first person shooter game and has some troubles... (en)
- #Hell's Kitchen - Satan orders his chefs to cook disgusting food. (en)
- #Civil War on Drugs Part 4 - In this multi-part series, Sam and Trevor enlist in the Confederacy, believing they're fighting for the legalization of marijuana. (en)
- #Video Time Capsule for the Year 3000 - Capitalism still reigns. (en)
- #Walt Whitman - PBS reads some of Walt Whitman's diary from his teenage years, and find out how obsessed he was with breasts. (en)
- #Timmy Dance - Timmy does a hoedown in his underwear. (en)
- #Hot Sister - A father and his son have discovered that one of their family members has gotten hot.
#Milfy Mom - Billy is chatting with an online friend when his mom walks in the room. She sees the chat and misunderstands the word "MILF", believing it to be a compliment, until Billy is forced to explain it to her. (en)
- #Motorcycle Momma - Billy wants to play a bizarre pretend game, but Timmy would rather play Sega. Billy's dad makes him disappear by repeating "I don't believe in you". (en)
- #Gay Football - Various scenes from the Gay Football League are shown. (en)
- #Civil War on Drugs Part 2 - In this multi-part series, the Civil War officially begins and Sam and Trevor mistakenly believe marijuana has been made illegal. (en)
- #Careful Commandos - Some S.W.A.T. commandos discuss their raid plan, where they will inform each other every time one of the criminals points a gun at them. Meanwhile, the criminals make a similar plan. (en)
- #Joining the Army - Enthusiastic and have a scenario in mind for what they'd do in the army. (en)
- #Feeler Doc - A doctor has an immense fear of touching a patient's lumpy testicle. (en)
- #End of Space - A space traveler provides some unnecessary narration. In the void beyond space, unusual things happen. (en)
- #Firetruck Pullover - gets pulled over by a firetruck. The firefighter informs him that is car is on fire. (en)
- #Black Light - Young Billy gets a new blacklight for his room. He does not realize what the blacklight will reveal. (en)
- # Firing Squad - At an execution, the firing squad, consisting of Sam, Zach, and Darren, only have one bullet amongst them all to kill convicted traitor Frank Rosenthorp . This way, nobody will know who fired the shot, and no one is to feel any guilt over killing him. This leads to trouble when Trevor attempts to carry out the execution, having to shuffle around the guns quite a few times. (en)
- #Nerf Nuke - Nerf releases its most powerful toy yet -- the Nerf Nuke. Kids buy them to ensure their place as a neighborhood superpower. (en)
- # Peeing - suffers embarrassment at the office. (en)
- # Race War - Dave alerts Bill about a race war. (en)
- #Alzheimer's - Sammy messes with his grandma . (en)
- #Bananas - smokes a banana peel. (en)
- #Cloud Watching - and look at cloud formations. (en)
- #Dead Teacher (en)
- #Dogs Love Boobs! - A self-explanatory blackout. (en)
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