The 1931 New Hampshire Wildcats football team was an American football team that represented the University of New Hampshire as a member of the New England Conference during the 1931 college football season. In its 16th season under head coach William "Butch" Cowell, the team compiled a 7–2 record, and outscored their opponents, 171–84. The team played its home games in Durham, New Hampshire, at Memorial Field.